Ranking the 13 Weirdest Squishmallows: A Complete Guide

Squishmallows are widely recognized for their snuggliness and charm; however, some designs explore the realm of the peculiar and eccentric. Featuring whimsical creations like a monocle-adorned octopus and mischievous goblins, these plush toys celebrate the wonderfully weird. Below, we present a curated list of the 13 most bizarre Squishmallows that are sure to infuse quirky charm into your collection!

Zobey the Octopus

As a devoted Squishmallow enthusiast captivated by octopus-themed plushies, I couldn’t possibly resist Zobey. Sporting a monocle, she embodies a delightful “sea-ristocrat” vibe that adds a unique flair to my collection. Every time I spot her, a giggle escapes me—her eccentric charm is irresistibly appealing. Zobey, with her extravagant personality, has claimed the title of “weirdest” in my octopus assortment, especially since my friend gifted me a heart monocle version last Valentine’s Day!

Atwater the Purple Monster

Atwater the Purple Monster is undeniably one of the most peculiar Squishmallows I’ve encountered! With a cute smile, playful eyes, and uniquely fin-like wings, this darling creature encapsulates the essence of a bizarre yet lovable plush companion. Adding Atwater to my collection injects just the right amount of quirkiness—ideal for any lineup that embraces the oddities of life!

Lorono Lobster in Lobster Roll

So, what about Lorono the Lobster? Is he feeling elated or is there a deeper philosophical issue here? The sight of a lobster peeking out of a roll strikes an odd balance between cute and unsettling. Not typically a fan of food-themed Squishmallows, I find Lorono’s cheerful demeanor strangely charming despite the setup. I can’t help but wonder—does he realize he’s someone’s lunch?

Adelle the Lava Lamp

My first impression of Adelle the Lava Lamp was mixed. After all, it’s just a cheerful lava lamp in plush form—but somehow, that’s brilliant! She evokes nostalgic ‘70s vibes and her vibrant, bubbling design provides an oddly calming aura. I adore the creativity behind transforming ordinary household items into whimsical plushies, and a lava lamp is a perfect candidate.

Omar in a Hockey Mask

Omar wearing a hockey mask is an unexpectedly delightful addition to my collection. This plushie merges the whimsical nature of a beloved toy with the playful absurdity of a Jason-style mask. It’s amusing to think of a cuddly plush with a tough exterior, ready to offer comfort on a movie night while also appearing as if he’s prepared for mischief. As someone who collects various variations of Omar and Halloween-themed Squishmallows, this plushie is a perfect match!

Perkin the Mothman

As a fan of mythical creatures, acquiring Perkin the Mothman was inevitable. While some in Point Pleasant, West Virginia, might see Mothman as an omen of doom, I view him as a lovable cryptid! Although he may loom in shadows, his plush form brings a sense of reassurance and comfort, proving that even the strangest legends can become cuddly companions.

Julianne the Coffin

Is there anything more bizarre to snuggle with than a coffin? Julianne the Coffin may be adorable, but I just can’t bring myself to buy one. She is an ideal fit for anyone who curates a gothic-themed collection. With her hauntingly whimsical aesthetic, Julianne stands out as a captivating addition that seamlessly enhances a macabre shelf.

The Demogorgon

As an avid fan of Stranger Things, I can’t overlook the Demogorgon in this ode to odd Squishmallows. This creature has become infamous for its terror-inducing aura. Despite the daunting memories, I was quick to snag this plush as soon as it was released. It perfectly embodies the sentiment that we don’t have to hug our plushies—perhaps a flicker of revenge during my next binge-watch will suffice.

Ambergris the Goblin King

Ambergris the Goblin King confidently claims the title of one of the strangest Squishmallows. With his unusual obsession for collecting porcelain pig figurines, he challenges the conventional norms of plushie biographies. Celebrate individuality—collect what brings you joy, goblin king!

Marjorie the Naked Mole Rat

Undoubtedly one of the most whimsical, Marjorie the Naked Mole Rat stands out as an extraordinary plush. With her unique, wrinkled appearance and petite teeth, she embraces the strangeness of her species. While I can appreciate her uniqueness, I’m not convinced I’d like to cuddle with her.

Ralphie the Rat

Ralphie the Rat earns the third spot on my bizarre list. Sure, some might call me a hypocrite, but this little rat, with his cheeky grin and overflowing trash can, is just too charming to resist! His chaotic energy adds an alluring twist—he thrives on mischief and charisma in a compact plushie form.

Beetlejuice

Having Beetlejuice as a squishy companion feels like owning a piece of delightful absurdity. While known for his grotesque antics and chaotic energy, I couldn’t resist acquiring both him and the Sandworm right away. These characters find their place on my desk, fortifying my love for the peculiar but stylish in ways that would only amuse visitors during Halloween.

Ms. K the Clown

Crowning Ms. K the Goth Clown as the quirkiest Squishmallow was a natural choice. However, I confess: clowns terrify me. While I completely respect those who adore these whimsical plush versions, I struggle to accept one into my collection. The gothic clown aesthetic speaks volumes to many enthusiasts, but I find myself grateful for the myriad of fandoms while maintaining personal boundaries even within a spirited collection.

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